Thursday, November 19, 2009

a little light entertainent...

It's not our usual patch but it seemed like a good idea at the time.

One of our favourite publicists was handling the press conference for wrestler Hulk Hogan and a bunch of his burly colleagues. Five minutes into the presser a ginormous bruiser spotted a giggling Shuttler and demanded to know "what are you laughing at..?". I pointed at Hulk.

All hell broke loose...bodies went flying..Hulk Hogan was thrown off the stage and landed at my feet. His attacker began to pound the Hulk's head right in front of me.

The blows rained down. Blood flowed. Amazingly the attacker was able to inflict terrible wounds by punching at the Hulk's head whilst missing by at least 6 inches. Perhaps he has special powers.

The poor Hulk was helped off as an aide shouted "is there a doctor in the house ?".

I've always wanted to hear someone say that.